Alexander the G(ay)reat
Personally, I can totally believe that Alexander the Great was gay. I don't see why the Greeks are so against this theory. This, coming from the Greeks - whose father-god Zeus favors young pretty men so much that he had one installed as a cupbearer (Ganymede). Pah!
Plus, Jared Leto has the most beautiful eyes ever. How could anyone resist? (Anyone except Cameron Diaz, that is)