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The adventure of.. The Tax Form!!!
One day our heroin, neri-girl, was just lounging around when suddenly..
Wham! Something fell out of the sky!
Being naturally inquisitive and very, very busybody..neri-girl ventured closer to the object.. closer and closer..
Gasp! It's a yooge envelope! Addressed to her!
Could it be a secret admirer? Squeee!
neri-girl opened the envelope excitedly and discovered.. that it was some kind of a form. Which was titled "tax-form". Yawn.
But wait, who was it from? Gasp! A villain, the tax collector! Our heroin must fill it in and pay the tax if need be by a certain date.. or else the world would be at stake! Oh no! What should our heroin do?
Yeah, neri-girl was also basically pretty clueless, although the form does come with a guidebook and junk.
She decided to call her other hero-iffic allies for help.
'neri-girl! You muuuuuuust wait for an EA form!' came the answer.
Since the due date of total world domination was still far away, neri-girl was like, 'okay!' and so the tax form was shoved aside until the right time comes to save the world again.
----- Part two ----
One not so sunny day.. the EA FORM HAS ARRIVED!!
Not being one to panic, our heroin, neri-girl, took the news in a stride.
'Guess its time to.. fill in the tax form! And save the world!'
With a heavy heart neri-girl took out the appropriate weapons - a pen. (Which is mightier than a sword, we might add.)
neri-girl at first scratched her head. She didn�t have a clue on how to do this.
A heavenly voice that came out of nowhere was suddenly heard - 'Hello, Mcfly, read the instruction manual!'
neri-girl rolled her eyes at her own duh-ness and proceeded to read the guidebook.
Hmm. Never one to quit (haha), neri-girl bravely ventured with her mighty pen to fill in the blanks of the tax form, although the guidebook was barely.. guide-y enough.
Finishing after some time, she was quite sad to discover that there were some amount to pay.. to the villain, the tax collector! Sigh. neri-girl, maybe its time to grow up and face reality. You must pay for your.. err.. employment time. And also, to save the world.
The End. Orrrr... is it??
---- Part three ---
One day neri-girl's terrific friend, super hero Ted-orrific, took a look at her tax form (cause, all superheroes have to pay tax to the villain the tax collector. if not he'll destroy the world or something. it's like, a responsibility, cause they're superheroes and all) and gasped. 'neri-girl! you have calculated wrongly!'
neri-girl gasped right back. 'Indeed I have!'
Ted-orrific then proceeded to rectify the wrong calculations that neri-girl had attempted to do.
'Ta-da! You�re alright now, girlfriend!' Ted-orrific cried.
'Yay! Thanks, girlfriend!' neri-girl cried back.
With the help of the mighty liquid paper, neri-girl managed to erase all her past wrongdoings and begin anew. (We�re thinking, 'Hello, Mcfly, should have used a pencil first!')
And neri-girl was happy. She didn't have to pay after all! Take that, tax collector! Yippeee! Our heroin neri-girl was so happy that she felt quite young again, and went prancing off into the sunset. She won't mention afterwards that she only pranced for about 10 seconds before her feet gave up. (Because of old age and stuff. But will she admit it? No-sirree. Stubborn cow.)
And so the world was saved. The End. Orrrr... is it???
--- Part four ---
Our heroin, neri-girl was out to lunch with another hero-iffic friend, MiSzLip. They were gossiping when suddenly, neri-girl had the idea of letting MiSzLip to take a look at her tax form. You know, in order to save the world.
'Ye-gads! neri-girl! You�ve got it all wrong!' MiSzLip cried.
'Ye-gads! Whatever shall I do now!' neri-girl cried too.
Thanks to MiSzLip's mighty brainy superpowers, she enlightened neri-girl in the right way of filling in the tax form.
'Phew! You're a lifesaver, MiSzLip!' neri-girl said.
MiSzLip shrugged. 'All in a day's work.'
neri-girl was all 'umm yeah and you're so modest (heehee). And look. Damn. I.. I have to pay my taxes.'
MiZsLip rolled her eyes. We too, are thinking that our heroin is too melodramatic over all these grown-up things. Like, hello, Mcfly, get a clue, grow up already. Ahem.
Then suddenly, a revelation struck MiSzLip : 'But wait! It is a crime to submit a tax form that has been polluted by the liquid paper! The tax collector won't be happy! And if he's not happy..you know what's coming..' both MiSzLip and neri-girl looked at each other ominously and chorused, 'World Domination!'
'MiSzLip!' neri-girl clutched her heart dramatically, 'We cannot let that happen!'
'Fear not!' MiSzLip declared. 'Using my superpowers, I! Am able! To get you! a brand new tax form! And everything will be alright with the world again!'
neri-girl gasped. 'You'd do that for me?'
miSzLip nodded. 'For we are.. superheroes! And saving the world is like, you know, our job and stuff.'
'Yay!' neri-girl cheered.
*The next morning*
neri-girl: Thanks to the help of my hero-iffic friends, I now have.. A BRAND NEW TAX FORM! I'll proceed to fill in these.. by using first a pencil, (which is also mm mightier than a sword, at least until it meets it's match.. the ERASER!) and when I�m convinced that I have filled in all the blanks correctly, I�ll then use a pen(mightier than sword!)! Then I�ll pay my taxes like what every good and honorable superheroes should do, and THEN I�ll send the forms to the tax collector.. and the world will be saved! Yay!! Phew. Saving the world is pretty hard work.
(We roll our eyes)
And so we leave our heroin, neri-girl, to fill in the new forms and save the world. Let�s hope that she won't screw that up again this time. Hmmm. Maybe the world needs a brand new heroin to save itself from any harm.
Tune in next time..for the next...adventure of!!
The End. YES, IT IS.
I think I need to curb my imagination. Tsk.