28th day of May
Dude J.lo scored some StarWars tickets for us today. Wooohooo! I like being friends with the dude. I think he is the most gentleman out of all my dude-y friends.
Okeh, I'm readeh to see my great grandpawpy's handsome face be reduced to that of a breathing apparatus.
(deepbreath)Bring it on.
Later in the hour of vesper: *cries bitter tears of regret*