august 8
like, omygaw, you guys, listen. i have tonnes to tell. tonnes!!
first things first, you know amber? ambrosia? forrester? anyway, poor amber doesn't have it so good lately. rick wants to dissolve their marriage. like, dissolve. make it kaput. i know!! so cruel!! apparently deacon has gotten back his parental rights and he is determined to fight for his little 'D'. and deacon? is with macy now. i know!! macy! like when? and how? anyway, whatever. they look happy together. but that is beside the point. my point is, poor amber! i feel so sorry for her! she has, like, worked so hard, you know? she has come so far! and then suddenly it's like her world is turned upside down. from having a husband, an ultra cute and sweet kid, and a fabulously rich and supposedly content life, to this. the things that she cherishes the most is about to be manhandled away from her. rick's lawyer thinks that the only way for the forresters to get little eric back is by distancing themselves from amber, who has pretty bad records to her name(drugs, misconduct, etc). awww, poor girl. i don�t think she deserves this. is she ever gonna be happy? *sniff.
i must say this rick is far less handsom-er than the old rick. i miss the old rick, even if he is whiny and too dramatic and doesn't, like, think much. but he is much more better looking. that is all. this rick will always be fake rick to me, no matter how much he scrunches up his face to portray distress.
what else: brooke has to choose between nick (ridge's half-brother) and ridge(like, duhhhh. can you please just drop it? this guy is certainly not worth anyone's time), stephanie does what she always does(snooping and meddling), and there is a new lady in town. ridge's old play-mate. her name is sam. wanna guess what happens next? oh come on. everyone loves an easy game. it's just that.. she has this dog named poochie. and poochie.. kind of just sits there. i must say that every single dog of this breed i ever saw on tv always just sits there. it's freaky. seriously.
what else is freaky: jessica simpson in her video, these boots are made for walking. like, omygaw! it's like impossibly possible to have a waist as tiny as hers. and her chest. she's like a real life walking talking singing barbie. she's freaky. especially when she came out wearing that string bikini all prepared to "wash" a car. pssshhyeah. you reaally got that car clean, jess. i think she looked freaky. you're a freaky girl in that video, jess. but that's just me.
i would like to say: I SHOULD HAVE GUESSED to these people: renee zellweger and (x)husband, and chad michael murray and (x)wife. i bet 'i told you so' is gonna be a stinger for a while, huh?
finally, i like kelly clarkson's new song, behind these hazel eyes. it's awesome. i love the chorus. it's so phwoar! to sing along to. what i'm not really keen on? are these other parts. the parts about how she's so depressed and down and suddenly life has no meaning? just because this jerk of a guy left her? come on. that ain't cool. we don't need no guys to feel better. if they're there, cool, but if they're not or just got up and leave.. so what, right? besides, like, men: what else do you expect? ooops. did i just wrote that out loud?
gute nite!
a plus: add chandler bing to the list of the only men i would consider marrying.