fab 22nd
dear aunt agony,
i am in agony and this is why i'm finally writing to you. my agony is this: i read recently that kitten heels are out this season, but the thing is, there is this very cute pair of kitten-heeled peeptoes i have my heart set on. should i just throw caution to the wind and get it, or forget about it and scout for wedges which are so very in, like right now?
in agony over whether to buy the kitten-heels or not.
dear iaowtbtkhon,
i know you. dont chou be lyin' to me. you are that girl who couldn't care less what you put on when you go out with your parents. you are the one whose fashion tastes are not to be trusted. what are you doing with big words like "kitten-heels" and "(fashion)seasons"? will it really matter to you what is in and what is not? girl, i'm not going to waste more time by bequeathing upon you my valuable fashion advices. i know it won't matter to you. so i ain't gonna give it, you hear? now put on something presentable(NOT THAT HIDEOUS HOUSE SHIRT) and run along and play.
aunt agony(BUT NOT YOURS).