20 may - just because
the reason why the paternal unit bought a brand new dvd player when the old one is still functioning is the same as the reason for
you already have three "walking shoes". why do you need another one?
or
don't you already have two complete sets of the starwars novels? you want the comics of them now?
or
(to the cat)i've already fed you three times in the last half an hour. you're still asking for food??
it's JUST BECAUSE, DAGNABIT.