june 29 - the zac posen lookalike top
"girl, like, oh?mygod. you won't believe what happened to me today."
"what?"
"so i went out with him..."
"what were you wearing?"
"the zac posen lookalike top, giordano skinny jeans and the pink vincci ballet flats. and the white chanel box-bag."
"oh you look so cute."
"i know, right? and we were like walking towards the car and he found a dead cockroach AND FLICKED IT AT ME."
"EW! DISGUSTO!"
"I KNOW! it almost hit the pouch!"
"like, oh, mygod."
"like, seriously! and then i sulked and he apologised for being childish and i was like, AND?? he doesn't know. he had NO IDEA."
"god. men are so dense."
"i KNOW! he totally doesn't get how precious boxy is to me. i even named it and everyhing. it's like my adopted baby from america or something. PRECIOUS."
"like, absolutely."
"honestly, i don't know why i date him."
"because he looks like jensen ackles if you squint, like, realllly hard."
"oh yeah. that. but if he does this to me again, i swear."
"what if one day you were wearing your favourite peep-toes, the ones that looks exactly like lindsay lohan's, and he pulls the same stunt only with a dead rat or something, and it LANDED ON THEM?"
"he will be SOOOOO DUNZO."
"oooh i like it when you talk like we live in laguna beach."
"i know! me too!"