july 7 - jenn love hewitt
how did you do it, jennifer love hewitt? how did you manage to pull a movie (Confessions of a Sociopathic Social Climber)
that kinda pays homage to your boobies? i mean, they were there even when your face wasn't, always right there entering the frame. it would seem that you have arrived in the world. brava? i.. don't know.
but i did love one line from the movie. you said "i went into lulu guinness and bought it.", when the truth was you waved a sad wave to the real deal in the window, crossed the road, spotted a fake, and bought it for 20 dollars (when the seller's lowest offer was 30). very awesome.
of course i didn't watch the rest of it because my dad said "this is a stupid movie lah!" and promptly switched to golf.