Oct 15 - Undone.
"Dude, I've got bad news."
"What?"
"Okay, first of all, remember that time when you fractured your ankle and had to be casted from the knee down?"
"Uh huh."
"And how the whole class had to move downstairs, and for two whole months all you had for breaks were fish-sticks because it was the easiest thing for people to get you?"
"Uh. I was there? Hello?"
"And there was this one time when class was over, this bunch of popular seniors were smiling at you and you were all, 'Omigod. The Popular Kids KNOW ME.' and you were being naive, because they were just really amused at the period stains that you didn't notice you had?"
"I really regret sharing that with you."
"Okay, well, it's really not so bad compared to those times."
"WHAT?"
"Your fly's undone. Probably for about 20 minutes or so."
"... you have a weird sense of humor, you know that?"
"Heee."