All Hallows Eve - I were you
'If I were you, holding the world right in my hands.'
If I were you, Hoobastank.
One time I couldn't say Hoobastank correctly, and my friend was all "HoobasTANK! HoobasTANK!!" and I kept going "HoobaSTENG! HoobaSTENG!!" and - haaaaaaaaaaaa. That was a riot.