mar 13 - the dating scene.
"the thing is, i don't think you're applying yourself when it comes to the dating scene."
"really? do you mean the time when i went on a blind date arranged by MOTHERS and at the end of it he didn't ask for my email or phone number, OR the time when a "supposedly interested" friend of a friend sent an email, and i emailed him back, and didn't hear from him ever since?"
"..."
"you know if i could just get on a bus and jack traven falls in love with me, problem solved. for fun i could run over baby carts and freak out, he'd tell me 'cans. they're just cans', and then he'll give me a hug."
"maybe the problem is you should really get your brain checked."