may 26 - pasta's
i'd find it hard to take a posh or expensive place for real if it has errors in spelling or grammar. for instance, lobster thermindor in a cozy corner restaurant. or pasta's on the saffron's menus. pasta's... what? sauce? plate? human being? but this one spotted in a pseudo-upscale resort takes the cake:
Baby Sister
Baby sister can be arranged upon request from the housekeeping department.
Press 8.
i mean, did you know that it was this easy? to get a brand new baby? just press 8 on the phone. i never would have thought.