july 21 - what did the cereal say
i'm going to make like a giraffe and pluck a leaf out of a tree. which is the office. and leaf represents... leave. uhhh. bad pun. i'm going to see harry pothead and maybe some clothes shopping. because the other day we were watching an advertisement for 'renovate my wardrobe' on the channel discovery health and living, and mother said kind of gleefully, "that's what you need to do!" and i gasped and said,"seriously!" and she said, "ha... ha..." you know how people always say whats on their minds and then they say that they were only kidding, but in actual truth they really mean it? i know, right?
to no one's surprise the bigbookshop warehouse sale is back. this goes perfectly well with the latest 'stop raiding parent's BORING bookshelves' decision. visions of those 2ringgit babysitter club books are already dancing in my head, heeee. they are most certainly not the most impressive literature on earth but they are like the fluff that importantly, fills in the crevices of the brain. (i only buy the ones that are dawn, mary ann, stacey or claudia's story. i can't stand mallory and have no feelings for kristy or jessi.) i can't explain. plus i cannot find sweet valley twins books in production anymore. soon i may need to stuff them under the bed like crack, 1.to hide my hideous obsession 2.mother is LIVID that bookshelves are overcrowded. it's all because of the warehouse sale. stupid warehouse sale.
a joke:
what did the cereal say when it met a murderer?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! A CEREAL KILLER!!
(inspired by mother who found an article in the papers that mentioned someone translated serial killer as PEMBUNUH BIJIRIN. seriously. i just don't have enough breath to laugh)