dec 08 - LOL MOM
hey, mom! c'mere a sec. i wanna show you something. the picture i'm goin' to up on my match.com profile. what? yeah it's a dating site. no it totally works! they have testimonials and everything. no i won't pick a serial axe-murderer, mom. come awwn. people has even gotten married because of it. cool, huh? now are you excited? okay, here it is:
so what'd you think? hey- hey mom are you crying? mom! mom?