april 03 - turnaround, brighteyes
karma is why some people get unicorns, with with wings of rainbows, and i get shetland ponies that won't even move when i kick it. in the butt. also, you're not supposed to kick shetland ponies anyway.
the ship has sailed theory
you're in a lift, or the lrt, and there is this cute guy you see. before you do anything like appear pretty or sneak lots of looks towards him (in hope that he will notice, whatever), remember the ship has sailed theory. if the dude is cute and older or of the same age, big chances are he is already taken: steady girlfriend, engaged, married, WITH KIDS. if the dude is younger, what chances are there that he wants to go for matured, older ladies? not so much, especially if you are nowhere near having the looks of a supermodel. or just really pretty. before you do anything and get your hopes dashed, crashed and burned to the ground, remember the SHS theory. at this age, the ship has sailed, dude. it really has.
bonnie tyler's total eclipse of the heart videoclip totally creeped me out. there were aliens, alien motherships and men dancing in loinclothes and people with headlamps for eyes. FOR EYES! before i saw this ancient video of yore i had no idea that bright eyes were meant to be taken in the literal sense. this video could seriously give me nightmares. oh wait. i think it already did(just a tame nightmarish dream though, more along the lines of 'this? is weirdly freaky', but, my dreams are nothing if they are not weird and freaky).(for instance last night i dreamt about being in a plane that crashed to the sea because the pilot was all grooving to funky music, and in the next instant, the plane was entering a building. but i got out safely. and then i had to go to the ladies of an old abandoned building, that has seawater on the floor(complete with, corals).)