april 13 - of being
a sign that should hang in the office's toilet (because this accident has happened TWICE. TO ME.):
The Importance of Being Earnest-ly Flushing:
Because if You DON'T It's REALLY REALLY GROSS
i especially love the 'the importance of being earnest' part, because a)clearly, i'm smart because i am using possibly an SAT word b)clearly, i'm learned because i read oscar wilde. or am aware of the titles of tales he has written, whatever, no one will know the difference. but seriously, i have read it. shut up. did too!
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i've always liked his name; charlton heston has died.
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i just saw madonna and justin's 4 minutes to save the world, and... at this age, being half of madonna's, shouldn't i be at least half as sprightly as she is? no, seriously. if i were to attempt the things she did in her videos? i may not walk for weeks afterwards. hot damn, woman!