feb 20 - we has never been to poland
"i'm a grandma."
"how so?"
"a stranger dude wanted to be my friend on facebook. born in 85. i asked him if we knew each other and he replied, 'if u wanna know more call this phone number.' i was all, 'get off my lawn you pesky kid.' "
"heeee."
"and the other i saw shall we dance, and, i think richard gere can court me anytime."
"well, he IS dapper."
"and juno? when i first got wind of it i really thought it'd be about juno, wife of zeus."
"that's not being a grandma. that's being a smarty-pants greek mythology freak."
"but i do think diablo cody is a wicked awesome name, and i have desires to attend a fall out boy concert."
"oh honey, you're like the cool babci."