june 23 - archie double digests
i dreamt that i was best friends with the friends girls, so i was the 4th friends' girl. and rachel was so, so, so, so, very pretty.
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dear whoa (worldwide hermits org. associaton),
please find below a few reasons why i should be considered to be submitted as a member:
society is demanding that i be married and i am failing to deliver
i do not want to go out into the world and encounter people who likes or loves megan fox
i do not want to encounter anymore misused 's
i am a horrible, horrible storyteller
i no longer have yearnings to watch endless tv
i no longer make the funnies
i have disdain for people
i like cats
any feedback is awaited with great apprehension,
until then i remain,
wannabe hermit,
neri.
ps: a quarter in what was once luke skywalker's home is technically a cave, right? i'm ON IT
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also last night i dreamt, about guys, again. and there was this one guy who offered me his arm when we were going up the stairs, and i went, "oh that's fine i am perfectly capable of going up the stairs by myself..." and the thing is, right after i uttered the words 'oh that's fine' he bounded up the stairs leaving me trailing off the rest of the words after him. if i really think about it, that summed me up perfectly and just explained why i could expect to end up single and alone for the rest of my life.
later, jughead likes me and maybe i should stop buying those archie double digests.