december 31 2009 - nobody likes to sleep with the fishes
neri: congratulations, you have made it to the final three of project best book read in 2009 runway. brisingr, cold mountain, and godfather. because for the life of me i cannot recall what other books i have read this year. and unfinished tales is disqualified because i am still stuck on galadriel and celeborn's story despite going over it more than 5 times.
brisingr: yay!
cold mountain: this feeling is pleasant.
godfather: *observe solemnly*
brisingr: i know I'M going to win because dragons, fairies, magik, did i mention dragons? breathing fire? very huge?
cold mountain: winning will be like the sun slowly rising above the mountain, gloriously.
godfather: i will win. i'm gonna make her an offer she couldn't refuse.
neri: only two of you will be in the final finals. godfather... you're in.
godfather: thank you, my friend.
neri: cold mountain... you're in. brisingr, i'm sorry, you're out.
brisingr: buh! dragons! fairies! why????
neri: you were a good effort, but unfortunately not good enough. Wa�se heill!
brisingr: i will never heal from this rejection! i will fly away upon my dragon and brood until the end of time!
neri: (under breath) gourd you are such a teenager. (out loud) Ganga fram!
brisingr: *runs away sobbing*
neri: cold mountain, godfather, you are the finalists. why should you be the winner?
cold mountain: my proses are beautiful and a work of art. i make the world come alive as the words wash over you, drawing you into my embrace.
godfather: nobody likes to sleep with the fishes.
neri: okay! only one of you will be in, the other, will be out. the winner is... godfather.
godfather: wise choice, my friend. wise choice.