Turn around Bright Eyes

every now and then i fall apart

oct 26 - gaga gag

i cannot hold intelligent conversations. i can talk movies, tv, celebrities, books, CATS but business? politics? careerwise? social conditions? IDK.

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future writers, please stop zombifying/vampiring the classics. i saw romeo and juliet and vampires the other day and i almost spontaneously combust with rage.
from amazon:
About the Author
William Shakespeare was born in Stratford-upon-Avon, England, in 1564. He is widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language. We�re pretty sure he would think this version of his play is awesome.

NO HE WOULD NOT.

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i saw the cover for sweet valley confidential and i just went: "gaga.".

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i saw lauren conrad has a style book out. gag. in the first few pages there were pictures of her as a toddler being "stylish". all girls in america at the age of three posed for pictures wearing star-shaped sunglasses, right?