dec 28 - perfect for hiking or going into caves or finding lost stuff, is all i'm saying
i like my new phone. i do miss the old one, they have such big-ass keypads it's sooo easy to navigate. but then again i've had it for eleventy-million years. one would BOUND to be an expert by then(even my mom)(sorry mom). this new one i have to hit the keys with my nails. but at least i don't have to hit it 3 times to get to, let's say, c or f or 4 times to hit a number or twice to type space. and this being slow with qwerty effect is SO GOOD for me because now i cannot text AND drive at the same time. which i have gotten really good at, too good that i've gotten a saman for it. but, fair enough, i've been doing it for eleventy years and never got caught, so, yeah. but you know what's cooler on this phone? after a series of beeps it transforms into a
every one else: OMLANTA SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR PHONE BECOMING A TORCHLIGHT ALREADY, GOURD