dec 29 - googling masterji
hej, great, now my worry is that my phone will not work to its best abilities as promised. for all the googling masterji that i've become, i did not google n e5 problems. i feel... deflated.
perhaps it's just a fluke that will correct itself. if it is not, brain, there are solutions. okay?
why it is important to have a lint roller in your car: for it will be useful in times such as: realizing that you've left home without using one and your pants? are covered with fur. visible gray and white fur. you know you're a cat lady, your family knows you're a cat lady, people at the office DO NOT have to know you're a cat lady.
but! hee.
in the office i fashioned a lint roller out of a bottle of glue and cellophane-tape. thinking about the gum cleaning teeth advertisement gave me the idea.
i am a genius.
just, you know, next time don't maniacally-roll that thing in front of people.