nov 25 - vampires they suck!
last night i accidentally saw vampires suck and OHMYGOSH. you guys. it was soooooooooooooooooo funny! at least the parts at the beginning when becca's starting to realise just who edward sullen is(jonas brothers? I DIE). the middle and the end was just kind of meh funny but the first 45 minutes? maybe? was PURE GOLD. the girl playing becca was SO GOOD at being bella-like that she cracked me up the most. the hesitant style speaking! the pushing back the hair behind ears! my gourd what talent. i laughed so hard and gasped for breath i woke my sister up. i love that the movie takes every single thing that is idiotic about the movies and books and acted it out. i've just gotten off from reading about the breaking down part 1 on wikipedia and MY GOD WHAT A DUMB MOVIE. and it's in two parts! and it makes money! fills me with rage. so catching vampires suck was a sweet way to let off my steam on that. i'd re-watch the first 45 minutes again anytime. love it.
interesting facts(from my bestfriend wikipedia):
Vampires Suck received almost universally negative reviews from critics and an approval rating of 4% on Rotten Tomatoes, with the consensus being "Witlessly broad and utterly devoid of laughs, Vampires Suck represents a slight step forward for the Friedberg-Seltzer team." [8] And on The Rotten Tomatoes Show, comedian Ron Babcock said that it's "scary that this movie made two million dollars more in its opening weekend than Scott Pilgrim vs the World." He then proceeded to say "America, can you guys get your shit together?"[9] Another review aggregator, Metacritic, calculated an average score of 18 based on 16 critics,[10] the worst score for a wide release in 2010.[11] Jenn Proske's performance received some praise.[12][13]
HAHA. guess i really have a weird sense of humor(i know that anyway). plus, i feel like the original twilight is an insult to the intelligence but vampire sucks doesn't judge your intelligence at all.
related:
me: actually i don't like zombies.
a friend: oh! you like vampires, right?
actually, no. i like the underworld things UNTIL it became hype and overdone. that is all. (still in love with ash redfern though)