10th feb - THE BOOK READER! IS IN THE HOUSE!
one time at a lunch event i entertained a kid by being a cat lady. future party entertainer career as a cat lady? I CAN SEE IT
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finally read sweet valley confidential and BOY was i GLAD i didn't spend any mooney on it. got it for free from epub bud, read it on ibook. although "read" is a strong word, more like i swiped my finger pretty damn fast through that yahoo-fest. it was awful. promising first chapter, but it all went downhill after that. not even touching the storylines, yet. the writing sucked a wormhole. it was horrible! i could write/create/spew better! (maybe)
anyway, it was 3 million chapters of elizabeth being hurt over the betrayal, jessica and todd feeling rully bad about it, and flashbacks. 1 phrase of steven being gay for aaron, and bruce falling in love with lizzie. bruce, being the bestfriend hopelessly secretly in love! who would have thought! but his parents died so i guess that made sense(just like you again, right?). and then 1 chapter of elizabeth and jessica making up(after 8 months. PPPFFFTTTT!! 8 MONTHS! your great-great-great grandmas amanda and samantha would roll over in their graves. their dispute was at least 2 years and NO ONE even got the dude. now that is a worthy tale to tell).
after it ends (jessica kept people waiting 15 minutes for her at her wedding. oh jessica, she never wears a watch. she would never change!), you just get the feeling that even Francine Pascal doesn't believe in this "10 years later" deal. it felt like just a parody of the real sweet valley. like an alternate universe. like elizabeth's worse nightmare. and it was exactly like a bad dream for a loyal fan(but i'm more sweet valley twins and kids(yes even kids).
forget the 10 years ever happened. the whole thing was a joke. we just got punk'd.
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another party career: i could be THE BOOK READER!!