13th feb- she who cannot be named because i cannot say it
Celebs whose name i cannot pronounce in my head so i give them new names. It may be longer but at least i wont have sleepless nights everytime i come across their names in articles or when i see them on tv
Ed sheereen- ed that ginger dude whose songs you still dont know which ones
Saoirse ronan- sorsee or you know her from hana and lovely bones and most recently the one you got suckered into watching until the end - the host HEY ALIENS NEED BODIES AND WANTS LOVE TOO OKAY
Emmy rossum - emily possum( it just sounded more right and so much better)
Shah jaszle- chuzzle