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every now and then i fall apart

funny stuff

An Indonesian, a Bangladeshi and a Malaysian are in a bar one night having a beer.
The Indonesian finishes his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He brags, "In Jakarta our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."
The Bangladeshi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The Malaysian, cool as a cucumber, finishes his drink, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Indonesian & the Bangladeshi. He says "In KL we have so many Indon and Bangla that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."

Lawak 3 orang nenek
Ada 3 orang nenek kat rumah orang-orang tua.... depa nie dok sembang pasal kenyanyukkan masing-masing....
Nenek 1 : Aku nie teruk betul laaa... kalau aku letak satu benda tue mesti lupa kat maner aku taruk benda tue tadi...
Nenek 2 : Tue ok lagie ... aku lagie laaa.. kalau aku naik ke turun ke tangga, mesti aku lupa yang aku nie nak tangga ke turun tangga...
Nenek 3 : Ape laa korang nie...aku yang dah berumur dari korang pon tak lah nyanyuk cam tu sekali....hahahaha (ketawa sambil mengetuk-ngetuk meja)...
Tiba-tiba Nenek 3 yang bangga giler tue terdiam....
Nenek 3 : Oit....saper yang ketuk pintu tue hah???!!!